DOWNLOAD MOVIE DVD Description: The twisted minds of two of the six writers of “Scary Movie” tackle the biggest mega-blockbusters of all time in “Epic Movie.” The story centers on four not-so-young orphans: one raised by a curator at the Louvre (where an albino assassin lurks), another a refugee from Mexican “libre” wrestling, the third a recent victim of snakes on her plane, and the fourth a “normal” resident of a mutant “X”-community. The hapless quartet visits a chocolate factory, where they stumble into an enchanted wardrobe that transports them to the land of Gnarnia (with a “G”). There they meet a flamboyant pirate captain and earnest students of wizardry - and join forces with, among others, a wise-but-horny lion to defeat the evil White Bitch of Gnarnia. Actors: Penn Kal Edward Campbell Adam Peter Coolidge Jennifer White Bitch Mays Jayma Lucy Chambers Faune A. Susan Glover Crispin Willy Cox Tony Bink Jim?nez H?ctor Mr. Tumnus Hammond Darrell Captain Jack Swallows Electra Carmen Mystique Willard Fred Aslo Carradine David Museum Curator Lehre David Ashton Kutcher Look-Alike McDonald Kevin Harry Potter Alvarez George Ron Directors: Jason Friedberg IMDB Rating: 2.10 out of 10 (11517 votes) Taglines: 1: We Know It’s Big. We Measured.

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